Nico Juber, a friend of our Ross Greenberg, read on I’m Not Obsessed that the celebrity body parts most requested by women having cosmetic surgery are:

Nose: Ashlee Simpson / Nicole Kidman

Face: Jessica Biel / Courtney Cox

Lips: Angelina Jolie

Skin: Nicole Kidman

Breasts: Carmen Electra / Salma Hayek

Body: Jessica Alba / Halle Berry

Eyes: Scarlett Johansson

Bottom: Jennifer Lopez

Abs: Janet Jackson

Legs: Cameron Diaz

So she went to her Photoshop and frankensteined the perfect woman using Ashlee’s nose, Jessica Biel’s face, Angelina’s lips, Carmen’s breasts, Jessica Alba’s body, Scarlett’s eyes, Janet’s abs, and Cameron’s legs. Pretty.