I am over Big Brother. Really, there is no one to root for! Jameka is grumpy, Amber is a cry-baby, Eric is a freak, Jessica is a bimbo, Jen is a monotone bore (though I do love her flawless forehead), Evel Dick is a pig, Danielle is a dolt…. Wait, oh my God, I just realized who I want to win. ZACH.

– Randy Barbato