Ladies and Gentlemen: Step right up! Witness the greatest battle the music industry has ever seen! In this corner, we have the former Mr Britney Spears, the man who ALMOST made “Papa Zao” a national catchphrase, the world’s most fertile rapper, KEVIN FEDERLINE! And in THIS corner, we have his opponent: T’he hard-partying, candy-loving, former pretty-boy, yes, the world’s oldest twink, AARON CARTER! Each has a new song, with a new video. Watch them both below and tell me WHO WINS TODAY’S BATTLE OF THE Z-LISTERS!

Kevin’s video “HOLLYWOOD” ft Crichy Crich features an Amber Rose impersonator fisting a Kanye West impersonator as well as a pointless Andy Dick interlude because WHY NOT?

And below, Aaron Carter attempts to out-Zayn Zayn Malik with this cut-rate “Pillowtalk” rip-off.

Who wins? Who loses? Tell me YOUR thoughts in the Facebook comment section!