I get slightly irritated by the slick, post-modern teaser trailers that American Horror Story puts out every year, that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with what actually transpires during the season. And this one is just as overblown and psuedo-artistic and probably just as unrevealing as all the others, but WOW. What imagery! What flawless execution! The yummy Evan Peters staring through the window. The young witches (in fabulous identical picture hats) walking in lockstep towards the old mansion. Lana Del Rey answering the door. (Or maybe that was Sarah Paulson, I can’t tell) Then POW! The VERY TALL elder witches Angela Bassett (looking FAAAAAAABULOUS), Jessica Lange, and Kathy Bates removing their masks! Oh! Oh! And the weird white minotaur splayed out on the doorstep, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Probably just more Ryan Murphy masturbatory fodder, but taken altogether this trailer REALLY PACKS A WOLLOP!
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