Can anyone explain to me why Christmas has to begin in November?
It started very quietly at the weekend, with a few ads for “perfect for Christmas” toys. Then I saw a few news articles about Christmas, vacations, the economy and so on. I can deal with that.
But this-freakin-morning, my favourite branded coffee shop (the one thats usually accused of having taken over the world) was PLAYING FREAKIN CHRISTMAS SONGS! Why should I be subjected to that IN NOVEMBER?! And now I know that itll be playing for the next TWO FECKIN MONTHS! I DO NOT WANT TO DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY WHILE I AM ORDERING MY LATTE IN THE MORNING IN NOVEMBER!. Is this unreasonable?
I sought solace with like-minded individuals. I am not alone. Here are ten very good reasons to hate Christmas.
