A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form. Watch the wtf trailer here.
There seems to be a law of diminishing returns on these “Bad” movies. Bad Santa was brilliant. Bad Teacher was mildly entertaining. Bad Grampa had a few giffable moments but was otherwise annoying. Now comes Bad Johnson, which looks to be one of the worst movies ever made. Like, so bad it’s Mystery Science Theater-worthy. And yet. And yet. In it’s monumental terribleness, it might also be the MOST AMAZING MOVIE ever made. Cam Gigandet stars as a puppy-faced pretty-boy who just can’t keep it in his pants. He’s a serial cheater, see, but he feels bad about it. So one night he wishes his dick would just leave him alone. And, lo and behold, IT DOES. It just up and leaves his body and retools itself (HA) into a person. Nick Thune to be exact. Then it becomes a buddy comedy wherein Cam tries to stop his old penis from causing too much trouble, because, you know, IT’S A DICK, and it’s inherently id-driven, ha ha.
Promise me you’ll watch this trailer at least three times, and re-post it on Facebook and Twitter. It’s important to send Hollywood a message that it needs to do MORE MOVIES about Cam Gigandet’s penis.
Bad Johnson opens May 2. (via Square Hippies)