Hey, ladies! There is now a speaker for your vagina. Not like a spokesperson, but a literal speaker that you insert into your vagina so your unborn baby can listen to whatever you want to blare up there.
Parents only want what’s best for their children, and I’ve heard of parents talking to or singing to their unborn babies. I’ve also heard of prenatal speakers that pregnant women strap to their pregnant bellies. I just never thought I’d see, at least in my lifetime, a vagina speaker on someone’s baby registry. It’s true that unborn babies do respond to music in the womb, so I guess it’s not so weird that you’d want your baby to hear the music and not just some muzzled noise that sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher. It’s from Spanish company Babypod.
From Babypod:
Babies learn to speak in response to sound stimuli, especially melodic sound. Babypod is a device that stimulates before birth through music. With Babypod, babies learn to vocalize from the womb.
Babypod was launched at the first ever Vagina Concert for Fetuses where several babies were serenaded by Spanish Eurovision contestant Soraya Arnelas through Babypods inserted in their mother’s vaginas.
The speaker is pink, comes in a beautiful pink satin case, and can be yours for a little under $135.
