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Baby Jesus Wants His Blankie

By WOW Staff on July 15, 2009 11:01 am

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Now that Guy Ritchie is back as a presence in Madonna’s life, her plaything Jesus Luz isn’t getting the attention he once did – and it’s making him cranky. Forgetting – or not knowing – that by definition a toy-boy is something that’s eventually retired or discarded, Luz has become resentful of Madge’s focus on Ritchie, and is now whiny and needy, feeling reduced to being just the manny to Rocco, David, and Mercy. “Guy is still a part of her life and he always will be,” said a friend. “Jesus doesn’t like it, but tough luck.” Luz, the friend said, is “pretty and she can boss him around. He’s good in bed. And he takes really good care of her kids. But as a life partner? No. He’s child’s play.” Poor Luz. Somebody get him a pacifier. Or a chew stick. (NYDailyNews)


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