Ugh. This is why I hate three-ways. There’s always one person who’s not as into it, or regrets it afterwards, or pretends they didn’t enjoy it when you did that thing that you did. Or sometimes you get left out when two of the people enjoy each other more than they enjoy you, and you end up on the corner of the bed with your dick in your hand saying “What about ME?” Or sometimes your boyfriend won’t let you even touch the other person, because HE SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED WHEN HE BROUGHT UP THE POSSIBILITY OF A THREESOME, YOU WERE WAAAAY TOO INTO IT, so you both have to service HIM, and then for weeks afterwards you’re actually punished for agreeing to the threesome THAT HE SUGGESTED. Ergh. Anyway. Yeah, things started going sour for Emma, Paul, and Jacob on last night’s The Following. But SOMEHOW I don’t think they’re going to be around for much soul-searching…