Sure, it might be Fashion Week in Paris, but we’ve got all the hot looks for spring RIGHT HERE at the 2014 Adult Video News Awards held at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas:
1. Golden age porn actress, director, sex educator, feminist, and author Nina Hartley giving you lunch lady dominatrix. Fabulous!
2. Joanna Angel, whom I know and forever love for starring in Porny Monster, the porn version of Party Monster. Buy it here. Only three left in stock! Love you, Joanna!
3. Sporting the über-chic tuxedo-jacket-with-no-shirt look, rapper Machine Gun Kelly, who I would so totally do, and you would too, don’t front.
4. Creepy old Dave Novarro skulking around with the positively phosphorescent star of Meow! 3, Aiden Ashley. She’s very this.
5. Looking positively demure: Alektra Blue (in electric red) and star of Buttwoman vs Sutwoman, Alexis Texas.
6. And another couple so elegant, they’re practically ripped from the pages of Town & Country: Todd Bowman and Jesse James.