London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch The Final

By Holestar on February 6, 2015 3:15 pm

It's the final, hallelujah!!! Katie bad-tan Price had to be sent out of the house for a medical check because one of her leaky tits was playing up. Zelda said she shouldn't come back and Michelle … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 29

By Holestar on February 5, 2015 3:27 pm

Michelle took to the diary room to say she's has finally seen Zelda for what she is; a game playing manipulator with no integrity. Why now Visage? Patronising TV man Eamonn Holmes entered … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 28

By Holestar on February 4, 2015 2:20 pm

Michelle woke a bit miffed because The Vacuum had said she wasn't a representative of the LGBT community. She told the diary room "he said it to cut me as he had nothing to gain. Don't … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 27

By Holestar on February 3, 2015 2:42 pm

Another day, more bloody rows. Sigh. After Cami Knockers swift eviction, housemates started to predict their future. Keith thought that was unfair and that she didn't get her moment of … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 26

By Holestar on February 2, 2015 2:29 pm

It was 'live bombshell' night with a bumper two hour show. Strewth. The Vacuum was chucking beans at the wall, imagining they were Big Brother producers. Zelda said he was like a kid with … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Days 24 & 25

By Holestar on February 1, 2015 2:26 pm

Saturday's episode was led by Zelda calling Keith a grumpy old twat and The Vacuum arguing with Calum shouting, "I'll shove my huge dick up your ass" of which he's received his third warning … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 23

By Holestar on January 30, 2015 2:11 pm

I write to you today from one of England's smallest cities from my phone. Technology eh? Katie bad-tan Price told Zelda she liked her but stands by everything she said previously and reckons … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 22

By Holestar on January 29, 2015 2:34 pm

The house woke intending to have an argument free day with Zelda offering to dress The Vacuum in an outfit of her choosing. He eventually agreed. If he could dress her. I foresee hot pants and … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 21

By Holestar on January 28, 2015 5:00 pm

Once The Vacuum was released from his observation bedsit, he got his big shit stirring stick out and told Nadia what some of the house-mates were saying behind her back. More booze was … [Read more...]

London Calling…Holestar on #VisageWatch Day 20

By Holestar on January 27, 2015 2:57 pm

Cami Knockers suspected Katie bad-tan Price of putting her up for nomination so Katie pulled her up for being a shady bitch. Cami who professes to be a preacher of truth put her head down and … [Read more...]