HBO‘s Real Time returned last night after being off for two months and it started off with a bang. At the top of the show, in an interview Bill Maher asked Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff whether Trump was “fucking” anyone “right now.”

Wollf paused and said,

“Yes. You just have to read between the lines. Now that I’ve told you, when you hit that paragraph, you’ll say bingo.“

Maher said that Trump must hate being in The White House because it’s much harder to have illicit affairs. But Wolff said Trump could have an affair without anyone noticing, because

“there are back doors.”

To which Maher replied,

“There are back doors? Oh, it’s a gay liaison!

It’s Sean Spicer!”

All gay jokes aside (I wasn’t offended but I’ll bet some were) the first person I thought of was WH communications director Hope Hicks, but my book just arrived yesterday and I don’t want to skip to the back just yet to find out.

But Twitter was on it right away, of course, to try to guess the identity of the mystery woman, saying that it might be US Envoy to the UN, Nikki Haley. Read the tweets below…

And Wolff’s latest “bombshell” comes on the eve of Trump’s first year in office (it seems like a decade) bearing gifts like the hoopla over Trump’s alleged affair and payoff of then porn star Stormy Daniels, shutting down the government AND being under investigation for colluding with Russia.

Happy Anniversary! #TrumpShutdown

Michael Wolff was on Bill Maher’s show on Friday and revealed that his book subtly exposes an affair which Trump has been having in the White House. He didn’t identity of the woman, but said if you re-read the book, and you get to the paragraph in question, you’ll know. pic.twitter.com/jJeFMFyyoa

— peggysou (@peggysou) January 20, 2018

(Photo, Twitter; via Sputnik News)