Russian-Swiss “model, actress, blogger, and entrepreneur” Xenia Tchoumitcheva was oh-so-casually walking the red carpet at the London premiere of Suicide Squad, when WHOOPS! A gust of wind JUST HAPPENED along and UP went her skirt! Lo and behold, she had accidentally FORGOTTEN to wear any panties, poor thing. She must have been MORTIFIED. Click, click, click, went the paparazzi, and suddenly here I am, half a world away, dutifully reporting the story. Yes, thanks to that completely unplanned-for gust of wind, Xenia Tchoumitcheva is now a STAR!

Elsewhere on the red carpet, Jared Leto continues his assault on our senses with his annoying AF Gucci F/W 2016 fashion overload. ( And pictured below, the exact moment he saw the outfit in the fashion show, and began plotting to wear it on an upcoming red carpet)

Today was mad real. @gucci #alessandromichele #gucci #guccighost #lifeisgucci #fashionweek #punksnotdead #streetcouture #fashionshow #troubleandrew #popart #highfashion #iccug #jaredleto

A photo posted by TR3V® (@troubleandrew) on Jun 20, 2016 at 9:36am PDT

Margot Robbie, also unfortunately wearing some of that god-awful Fall/Winter Gucci shite. MAKE IT STOP.

… and Cara continues with her aggressive post-punk/anti-red carpet glamour looks in an Alexander McQueen LBD, paired with thigh-high Christian Louboutin leather boots, and a leather jacket.

Also there, Will Smith and Ben Affleck but I don’t care about either of them, so just use your imaginations. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)