I was catching myself up on the “controversy” about Todd Goldman on Wikipedia, where I learned that Rihanna purchased $35,000 worth of art from Todd’s gallery on Melrose just over a month ago! One of the paintings she purchased said, “Fat kids are harder to kidnap.”
Does that mean there’s a chance that Rihanna will actually stop by the WOW Gallery tonight? How will she react when she sees wowlebrity Sham Ibrahim’s already controversial portrait of her? I think if she actually does show up and sees Sham’s painting, she should buy it, hang it prominently, and make Chris pay 10 times the asking price.