America (for some odd reason) fell in love at first sight with Ken Bone after he stood up to ask a rather innocuous question. The memes and Tweets were almost instantaneous. @Midnight devoted an entire show to him, there’s, of course, a sexy Bone Halloween costume in his honor and our own James St. James put him up for POTUS. The New York Post is reporting that people even want Bone to do porn.
Well, that figures since Mr. Bone apparently ogled Jennifer Lawrence’s “butt hole,” believes Trayvon Martin’s death was justified (which he since clarified, sort of), admitted to “insurance fraud” and is a fan of kinky pregnant lady porn …
These crass-leanings of the newly christened internet darling emerged after he was DUH-mb enough to use an old alias during an “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit — and users quickly put two and two together and foundthe coal plant worker’s past postings.
Commenting on the hacked photos of a naked JLaw, Bone, 34, channeled his best/worst Trump impression. He wrote under the handle StanGibson18,
“Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.”
He also dabbled in some NSFW fringe forums, including “PreggoPorn” — pregnant women in swimsuits — whom he referred to as “beautiful human submarines.”
Bone endeared himself to America with his squeaky-clean personality. But in a TMI moment, he went on about how great sex is after his vasectomy,
“I had mine 2 years ago. Sexual satisfaction is way up. My wife loves it too. Can’t recommend it enough.“
But now the backlash to the backlash has started and everyone is defending Mr. Bone. The perfect storm of election frustration and social media deification has put Ken Bone out there and now he’s NOT going away.
He’s not the worst person in the world but I submit as the final damning evidence that he was at the debate in the first place because he was an “undecided” voter. Bitch, please!? Then, in my book, he HAS TO BE a semi-moron, at this stage of the game.
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(via The Daily Beast)