Stripper Tawny Peaks was sued in 1998 by a patron at the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, where she was dancing. The man claimed to have sustained a painful whiplash when her breasts (he called them “two cement blocks”) swung into his head, which would seem to us to be coveted VIP treatment. Ms Peaks has recently sold those delightful blunt objects on eBay for a whopping $16,766. So says Popbitch. Perhaps the tits bring back embarrassing memories; they were on TV when the plaintiff took his case to The People’s Court and Judge Ed Koch determined they were in fact soft and posed no threat to the public and refused to award damages. The implants’ winning bidder was the Golden Palace Casino, the same group that bought that grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary burned into the bread.