George Michael was taken to the hospital very early this morning after police found him slumped over the wheel of his car, obstructing traffic at an intersection in North West London. Marijuana was responsible for Michael’s condition, and a small amount of it was found in his Mercedes. He was later taken to the police station and arrested for being unfit to drive under the influence of drugs. This is the singer’s fourth such incident in eight months. Perhaps he was just tired from preparing to start his first world tour in 15 years, but friends are worried for him. “Drugs have turned him into a stoned waster,” said singer Toby Bourke. But Michael’s husband, Kenny Goss, said, “He’s fine and I’ve got him a McDonalds.” (The Sun)