Dear Black Girl,
Are you bicoastal or not? I know you mostly answer questions about Los Angelese, but last night i think i danced with you in new york. And i think i liked it.
bicoastal? is that some freaky shit? cause baby i’m worldwide! i thought you knew. what choo mean we danced last night and you think you liked it? you know i was workin dat back and you didn’t know how to act.
[Ed. note: Black Girl replies to a misconception held by some people that was voiced in the following blog recently, that Black Girl is neither black nor a girl and could, in fact, be Ed.]
Ask a Black Girl
I have to say I love metadvice columns — aka faux advice columns or more accurately advice columns written by an obviously faux personality. Today I ran across . . . one called ” Ask a Black Girl.”
– Matt Florence
i done found out that what you basically tryin to say is that i’m a fake. i don’t know where you from but round here we don’t be talkin out the side of our necks. who else you know keep it real like me? boy you betta ask somebody! it don’t get no realer than this