Dear Black Girl,
I’m a half Italian half Spanish guy and I’m in community college. I’m 16 and I get smiled at a lot by white girls, but the thing is I like to hang out with Latin and black brothers, so I’m really attracted to Latin girls and black girls. I just can’t stand when I see a butt that they be packin. I’m not in a poor family anymore but we once were when we lived in Miami, but we moved on up. I dress like a thug, but I ain’t just fakin because I got a lot of family in the mob. Well anyways there’s this one black girl that likes me and I really like her, so how can I impress her and get her to be stuck to me like peanut butter and jelley?
– Miami bound
first of all boo how is you only 16 in community college? that sound bootleg. now that you done moved on up like george and weezy you don’t need no advice from me. you got this. be yaself. step to her like look herr mami. i think you kinda fly. do ya thug thizzle. we want soldiers. we want a dude that’s gone hold us down. feel me? go on out and watch a bronx tale. ole boy had that that that thang in that flick. i will tell you this. don’t be puttin ya mob biz out in the skreets like dat. just do you and you will be skrait.
Dear Black Girl,
I have a deep question. Why do black girls only focus on the size of mens pockets and not there heart? I have a girl I like but she does not like me because I only make $24,000 a year. I have a good heart. What can I do to prove to her that I am worthy?
is this a joke? i needed a good laugh today. lookahere small change, that good heart shit ain’t going across the street. how old is you anyways making that much money trynna get that poor girl to like you? you oughtta be shot. our hair and gear alone cost 24 big ones a year. let me put it like this, there ain’t nothing you can do to win her over. cause e’rrythang you can’t do another dude can and she gone be wit it. but here is a twist. make her your homegirl. lay low and be therr for her no matter what. be smoov wit yours. in the end you will get the buddy and the booty!