dear black girl
hi i am a young white guy tryin to pull a black girl. well black girls turn me on especially ones with phat asses but most of em play hard to get. i dont know what to do. i live in indianapolis IN and the ebony scene is cool but i just dont know how to approach em. what should I do?
– white chocolate
dear white chocolate,
ya girl gets a gang questions asking how to pull a black girl. for one, are you tryin to be wit a black girl or you just tryin to get some cake? if you just wanna hit, you gotta pay to play. you betta come correct and break some boards or game over. i done already told ya dat. but yo, on some serious shit, you gotta be a soldier. keep ya swagger gully. walk like ya man’s a 10+. keep ya gear tight. thug it out. keep some big faces in ya pocket cause you will be doing some trickin. when yall in public you gotta hold her down. but when yall go home, fall back and let her take control. try dat.
Dear Black Sus-sta
Condoleezza Rice….What the hell??? Hey…aahh…..Why come dis girwl be playin like she a sista? She ain’t representin’! She need to take that buck toof smile back home to da barn and check herself. Lookin like Mrs. Ed n’ [email protected]#. I be so tired ah lookin at dezze [email protected]#^$% dat can’t be day own. Sometimes she be lookin like somebody snactched off hers weve from her head. And…What the hell kinda name is Candel-lisa anyways? Where she be from? Any-ol-way…what canz ya tells us about bein’ proud of ourselves…no madda where we bein.
– Sus-ta Sledge
you ghetto! the black girl needed a ebonics class to figure out yo’ crazy ass message! so, you feel that miss rice don’t be actin black enough. of course she gone be actin all white and shit! that’s how we be play da game. i thought you knew. and one day when there’s enough of us in da guvmint, we gone flip da script and change da game. then bush and nem will be shinin’ condi’s shoes. why you think dem fraternities and sororities has one or two black folks? they ain’t token minorities, fool. they be spies! workin’ da inside on da low low. shh. don’t tell nobody, now, it’s just between me and you.