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Ask a Black Girl

By Stephen Saban on November 19, 2004 2:56 am

She’ll Hook You Up
blackgirl-tm-1-1Dear Black Girl,
Where have you been? I am curious to know what you think of the recent embarrassment to the black community at the vibe awards? Why do black people always have to ruin events by fighting?
– Staying Out of the Hood

dear stayin,
serious? don’t be worryin wherr i’m at. all up in mines. i was at the awards and it was bananas when that fight broke out. yall be the ones ruinin shit by callin the police and tellin like a beeitch. see we handles our bidness right then and therr. you step on a brothas ones, you gettin clocked. you spill a drink on a breezy wit her dude, you gettin clocked. man look that squab at the awards was nothin but some hood rich papis showin respect to they peoples. plus my baby daddy young buck got his pub on. i wanna ride wit you! we can get low!

Dear Black Girl,
Why is it that legally successful black men tend to go the other way when they make it and get with white girls? I am a good looking, successful sister who would one day like to marry my counterpart?Help.
– Black Man Loving Sister

sista girl,
u is trippin. take the stick out ya ass and let’s talk. the 3 reasons brothas go to becky. #1 becky is slutty. she be taking it in all her holes. #2 becky is dumb as hell. who else gon’ believe that bullshit when that man say “it wasn’t me?” somebody gettin cut. #3 pullin up wit becky
in front of a crowd of white people is like pullin up to da spot with 24’s shinin and da 15’s humpin. it’s all about the floss. that’s what we do. for now throw that thang and get his money and hers until he come on home.
chuurch.

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