Former O-Town heartthrob Ashley Parker Angel – SO BIG in the early aughts, my GOD – seems to be in peak physical condition these days, and he wants his Instagram fans to know it. Scroll through his feed and you’ll see nothing but nothing but rippling muscles, bulging panties, barely concealed pubes, and miles upon miles of tanned manflesh. It’s UH. MAY. ZING. And the peen prints. Have I mentioned the peen prints, yet? WOW. You go, Ashley. Let’s hope this sort of unbridled narcism and charitable attention to your gay fans leads to a Nick Jonas-like comeback.