Remember William Hung, the American Idol reject who parlayed that rejection and lack of talent into a short-lived recording career? His life just keeps getting better. On Sunday, he’ll be crowned Artichoke King of Castroville, California, the artichoke capital of the world. Hung, now 23, will ride in a parade and sing “Surfin’ USA” and “Achy Breaky Heart.” We’d go to see him if that wasn’t the day we always spend handing out the hymnals at church. In the photo where he appears to be molesting those two girls, he’s actually performing his signature tune “She Bangs” during halftime at a men’s volleyball game at UC Berkeley, on Wednesday. Oh, and before you guffaw, Marilyn Monroe was Artichoke Queen in 1947. (ONTD)