I know you probably want to stab your ear holes with a sharp stick every time you hear “Take Me to Church” – is it me or do songs just get played WAY MORE than they used to? – but trust me, this is really something to behold. David LaChapelle filmed humpy Ukrainian ballet superstar Sergei Polunin as he goes through “a torturous flurry of writhing arches and spins” courtesy of choreographer Jade Hale-Christofi. It’s pretty powerful stuff, even WITHOUT the massive, thrusting bulge. But, man oh man, that bulge sure adds another level of enticement to the video. Watch it below. (via Bored Panda)
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