I’m so ashamed. I watched the entire episode. I can’t help it. I love Kris Humphries. And last night he offered to shave Scott’s pits like it was the most natural thing in the world. I wish I got better screen grabs for you, because these aren’t really conveying the awesomely homoerotic charge in the air. It was some seriously arousing soft-core fetish porn. Even Kourtney got the hint that she wasn’t wanted there and had the discretion to leave them alone. Brothers were doin’ it for themselves, and her nasty female energy was destroying their vibe. It was HOT. Sensual doesn’t even BEGIN to describe it. Or maybe I’m reading too much into it.
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