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Armed and Extremely Handsome

By WOW Staff on July 11, 2006 5:16 am

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Perez Hilton reveals today via a guy named dinkyfats something about Matthew McConaughey that we’ve known for a while but have accepted because of his compensating buffitude. It’s simply that McConaughey has short stubby arms, which are accentuated by his long waist, but you’ve probably never noticed because he’s learned how to disguise his tragic shortcoming, so to speak: arms folded, arms behind his back, arms behind his head, arms akimbo, dimples, pecs, abs, and head shots. But, uncharacteristically, we’re still busy experimenting (unsuccessfully) with ways to hide our own imperfections to worry about some movie star’s.

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