Grab your girlfriends (and a gallon of Pinot Grigio) because you literally need to stop everything you’re doing and start watching Lifetime’s “The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition.” It’s juicy, addictive, and oh so devastatingly trashy…I would describe the viewing experience like a gayer Housewive’s meets Publizity, or in the same vein I would imagine bros would watch the Superbowl?

MEET THE STARS:

Natalie Nunn and her mother

Let’s start things off with the Queen of one-liners because evil takes place in human form with Bad Girl’s Club president Natalie Nunn.

Don’t forget:

Up next we have:

Taco Bell consumer Heidi Montag and her mother.

The Queen of giving zero fucks Heidi Montag is back on the boob tube and we are NOT worthy. Besides being epically drunk upon arrival…

*SPOILER ALERT* …She has an iconic vom moment when running from a camera crew, she gifts the marble floors with kale smoothie.

It just keeps getting better:

Courtney Stodden and her Mother

For a vegan, Courtney has a lot of beef to work out with her mom…and yes, I’m #TeamCourtney.

I don’t know who these people are:

Who 1 and Who 2?

What I do know is the “mother” of this pair is not like a regular mom…

…she’s also not that cool either.

Lastly:

Shar Jackson and her daughter.

I almost forgot the whole KFed thing because I’m too busy singing this little diddy:

AND THE THERAPY/THERAPIST IS A JOKE:

They literally drink chug wine and then talk about their broken homes. Good idea right?!

The celebrity therapist MUST have like, selective hearing because she sorta listens to their problems, smirks in her Michael Kohrs color block suits, and just moves on to the next mom/daughter combo when the current one is still painfully spilling her guts.

And boy is there A LOT of (ugly) crying…

I mean LOTS:

Not to mention some stellar resting bitch face alliances:

Tune in EVERY Friday at 10:00PM and get your life!

This post is approved by Heidi ugly crying on The Hills: