It comes at you Head-On. Fenton is looking at dictators’ palaces in the Far East and the Philippines, so couldn’t join the Pod Squad this outing. Wearing pink pants and Louis Vuitton shoes, he’s been walking along Cambodia’s Diarrhea River handing dollar bills to little boys. Is it Fenton or Randy who most resembles Miranda Priestly? Al Gore the new hot daddy? With a huge horse cock? Superman Returns – James goes off on it. Pirates, etc. Oscar for Meryl Streep? Randy’s sarcasm seems to elude James.
Janice Dickinson. James tells of his party at the Palms, a lesbian bar, at which five people showed up, including Janice. Randy has learned to photoshop, thanks to RuPaul. House of Boateng. Kathy Griffin’s show, her husband, the “stolen” $75,000, and Moye’s contention that there’s something wrong with the comic’s voice. Kyle XY, the worst show on TV? Speaking of which, James’s mother used to keep her belly button in a jar in the kitchen. Without it, she was “a road with no potholes.” Randy asks the Squad, “Did you ever hear anybody describe Goldie Hawn as a hairy keyhole?” Why do they allow Kate Hudson to keep making movies? Moye is “tired of three judges at a table.” Will Brandy join The View? Is a seat reserved for Gayle? Will Star ever go away? Selene Luna is discussed.
Randy’s going straight, which is the new gay. All because of KISS-FM, oddly. Crop of new summer songs. Lots of opinions, theories. Rihanna. Justin Timberlake. The “fuck me up the butt” song(s). And the kids call it hip-hop.