Oh dear. This story is fucking with my mind. The two things nearest and dearest to my heart are at odds. MP Cougar gave her cub lover (who’s become something of a gay pin-up) 50k of government funds to start a cafe. Her 19-year-old lover. And her name is Robinson. And she’s not half bad looking. But she hates gays. But she’s a not-half-bad-looking MILF. AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I never thought I would ever have any thing negative to say about a cougar. I live to empower cougars. I drool over cougars nightly. Oh Iris. I would have had fun masturbating about you and your young charges. The abuse of power, Irish accent – I could have run away with this one. I may still, but you called “homosexuality an abomination.”
This is seriously fucking up my mind. Wait a minute… “Kitten seduces wayward MP and ties her up. Straps it on and makes her beg for forgiveness in even strokes.” This is coming from the same place of genius as “Who’s nailin’ Palin?” Problem solved. I feel like a whole woman again. Can I direct it?