She’s been dead since 1997, but they’re still sleeping with her. The latest sex partner of the People’s Princess (apparently literally) to come out of the woodwork (“I wonder if this would work”) is Sebastian Rich, a photojournalist who claims to have slept with her for a “steamy” two-and-a-half minutes in 1986 and wants a million pounds to turn that short story into a book. We see two-and-a-half minutes as more of a pamphlet. But why would he even want to admit to an encounter that’s brief even for a premature ejaculator? Of course, The Sun has the whole story.