The shrill harridan Sharon Osbourne, like a witch in a fairy tale, is poking her bony finger into daughters Kelly (above) and Aimee, prodding them into getting pregnant. She wants a grandchild and she wants it now and she doesn’t care who the father is. “I keep saying to the girls, ‘Go get pregnant. I don’t care who with, just get pregnant.’” Which is advice you’d expect to hear from a crack-whore mother on welfare, not the millionaire wife of a Satanic rocker. Um… Anyway, Kelly’s not ready to produce a baby on demand. “Everyone I like is gay or married,” she says.” I can’t see myself getting married until I’m 40.” (M&C)