This is a treat! They usually have only one Celebrity Big Brother per year in the UK, but they just had one in January, so we’ve got another! OK, so lemme break it down for ya. Starting with the UK celebs:
Louie Spence (dance teacher/choreographer and reality TV star. He toured with the Spice Girls and is Emma Bunton’s BFF. Sidebar on Louie? He has an incredible lisp due to an unfortunate trampoline accident)
Danielle Marr who quite literally no one knows judging by the plethora of tweets asking that very thing. Who is she? She is a “celebrity botox doctor” and on a show called Dublin Wives. Never heard of that either.
Lauren Harries who is a fabulous transgender MTF who rose to fame when he was a boy and 10 years old. He was considered a child prodigy in the field of antiques. Lauren plans to change outfits three times a day. I am SO down for that.
Next up is the gorgeous, douche nozzle Mario Falcone of TOWIE fame. You know, the one who cheated on Lucy so many times it was actually painful to watch? Yeah, he went in looking like he was just in a wedding party.
At 74, Ron Atkinson is the oldest in the house, and is a former soccer player turned manager. He is a scandalous one. He was fired for making racist remarks while commentating a game among other scandals.
Sophie Anderton is a model and former addict who announced she was clean in 2012 due to help from the Amy Winehouse Foundation.
Vicky Entwistle and Bruce Jones play Janice and Les Battersby on Coronation Street.
Abz Love from the boy band 5ive.
Charlotte from Geordie Shore and my favorite Loose Woman, Carol McGiffin. She pulls no punches so should be interesting to watch.
The two Americans who went in? Ready? Courtney Stodden and Dustin Diamond (pictured).
I can’t wait to watch, as always, but I want in that house for real.