TMZ is hot on the tail of the Gary Coleman… MURDER? (Dun Dun DUN!) (Yes, I’m going to keep doing that.) In a taped interview with ex-wife and plug-puller Shannon Price, she defends her decision to take the star off life support because she didn’t want him to be like “Muhammad Ali or Terri Shiavo.” Her words. But that’s not even the weird part. Price blurted out that she’s heard speculation that she pushed Gary, and that caused him to fall and ultimately hemorrhage. Certainly “a weird statement,” says TMZ, “since no one has publicly accused her of that.” Right? And so specific. Everybody knows you don’t VOLUNTEER information to the press and police. “NO OFFICER, WE WEREN’T ARGUING AT 2:43 A.M. OVER A STRIPPER NAMED GINGER AND I DIDN”T CALL HIM A HAS-BEEN FREAK OF NATURE AND I DIDN’T SWING AT HIM FROM THE TOP OF THE STAIRCASE WHILE HE WAS ON THE THIRD STEP…” etc. Listen to the whole interview here. She’s so totally guilty. STRING THE BITCH UP BY HER THUMBS, I say!