“There’s a 99% Chance Someone Is Going to Be Culturally Insensitive at the Met Gala Tonight” screams ONTD. And with a theme like “China: Through the Looking Glass,” you know the chances are sky-high that somebody is going to come in some tone-deaf geisha drag. So far, the early arrivals are already getting some face-palms on Twitter. Check out Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Hathaway, and Tabitha Simmons, for starters. The only person who gets a thumbs-up so far is… Justin Bieber? Strange but true. From what I can see, his gold-embroidered jacket is BEYOND FABULOUS. Can’t believe I just wrote that.
That’s all for now. Of course, I’m sure there will be a thousand posts about the ball tomorrow.