Alana “Honey Boo Boo Chile” now has a bodyguard 24/7. Why? Kidnapping threats were made via a phone call to her school. Not only that, there was an attempted break-in at their house. Here’s the deal: they got a huge raise, but they are allegedly contracted to stay living the lower-class way they have been living. Oy. Why do I feel bad things are gonna happen? Hope I’m wrong. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)