I don’t know how I stumbled across this incredibly heterosexual video. I was not looking for “hot female ass.” I didn’t type “horny bitch dance” into the search box. But once I found it, I could not look away. Is this what sex with a woman is like? Do they all move like that? Is that how MY ass should be moving? Because it doesn’t. I’m just saying. Maybe Thairin’s does. Anyway: turn the music up, pop a cold Colt 45, maybe do a line of blow, and behold the beauty of the New Orleans Bounce. It is a thing of beauty.