“If I heard the Lord right about 2006,” said Pat Robertson on May 8, “the coasts of America will be lashed by storms.” That revelation (and plenty of others we’re sure) came to the reverend during his annual personal prayer retreat in January, but he only decided to release it 10 days ago, even though that revelation included the prediction of a tsunami on its way to the Pacific Northwest. And websites waited until yesterday to mention it. And we got around to posting it today. A tsunami. In our back yard. Guess God’s word doesn’t have the impact today it had back when Moses was hearing commandments. Still, we’re gonna start boarding up the windows.