And so the world has finally learned the truth of what happened to the Grand Duchess Anastasia, the last of the Romanovs, who was thought to have survived her family’s massacre during the Russian Revolution and gone on to have an illigitimate child named James St James, whom she gave up for adoption, even though she loved him very much. DNA testing has confirmed that she did, in fact, die along with the others, and was placed in a shallow grave recently discovered nearby. DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS TO HELL! A pox on you and your families for dashing my dreams of a royal heritage and leaving me a commoner!
(via L.A. Times)