Green-eyed honey Sean Korey, 29,of Santa Cruz, California, attacked a Halloween partygoer dressed as a Fox News Anchor with a tennis racket, shouting “I hate FOX News!” – becoming America’s hottest jailbird since Jeremy Meeks (remember him?).
According to Yahoo News: Sean Kory, a 29-year-old from Santa Cruz, was at the city’s annual Halloween parade on Friday when police say he spotted the victim, voiced his opinion about the cable news network, grabbed the victim’s microphone prop, “proceeded to rub the microphone on his crotch” and pummeled the victim with an aluminum tennis racket.
From the The Daily Mail:
The assault victim called police, prompting Kory to try and flee on foot. After a short chase he was tracked down, restrained, and booked into the county jail, said Deputy Police Chief Steve Clark in a news release. It isn’t known whether Kory was also in costume – or why he had a tennis racket. His bond amount was also not available.
So we gotta ask: Who’d you rather?
Me? I’m going with Sean.