Awww hell yeah!!
Newly elected savior of the world, President Barack “I hear he shits solid gold!” Obama is landing in London today for the G20 Summit… Joy!
I’m taking all my leper friends down to see him for a curing, we’ll take some drinks, maybe a couple of sandwiches, kick back and make a day of it.
Protest concerns are dominating the papers over here, but that’s good news for me. I love my morning paper, and the next few editions should be action packed.
Seriously though, can we keep him?
Please… just for a bit.
Our Prime Minister has a glass eye. Yours likes Jay-Z.
Ps. His limo is nicknamed “The Beast” and when traveling, his personal codename is “Renegade”. That’s f*ckin’ ice-cool.