God bless detective Jackie Beat for uncovering this salacious tidbit in her Frontiers blog. During a rapid-fire Q&A with the gorgeous Alexis Arquette (The Wedding Singer, Bride of Chucky, Last Exit to Brooklyn etc etc), it was revealed that Arquette once hooked up with Oscar-winner Jared Leto! And if that weren’t SHOCKING enough, she then went on to describe Leto’s manhood in LURID detail.
“I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male,” she tells the mag, “And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”
GOODNESS! Someone fetch me my Digitalis! I’m having one of my spells!
Other fun facts about Alexis from the interview:
JB: Complete the sentence: “I could not live without…”
AA: False lashes, coconut water and hollandaise sauce.
JB: What celebrity would you like to have wild, passionate, dirty animal sex with?
AA: Jon Hamm.
JB: Describe, in detail, your death row meal.
AA: Filet of beef au poivre cooked medium-well; potatoes au gratin; asparagus; tomato bruschetta; Cobb salad with vegetarian bacon bits, because I don’t want to end up in Halal or Kosher Hell; and deep-fried dulce de leche ice cream topped with caramel … and the governor’s semen.
JB: If you could come back in your next life as anyone or anything, who or what would you be?
AA: A leafy male sea dragon. An exotic seahorse that is impregnated by his female mate. Or Ursula Andress!
JB: Share your favorite beauty tip with us.
AA: Raw lavender in a hot tub. Isn’t comfort true beauty? And dip acrylic wigs in curlers into boiling water for a permanent press!
(via Frontiers; Photo: Pacific Coast News)