I used to love Doggy Chow, and apparently so did Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 because she’s taking on the role of Nomi Malone in the Peaches Christ version of Showgirls, August 8th at San Francisco’s Castro Theatre! She’s going to look so good in that Ver-sayce! We asked Alaska how she feels about mounting this legendary show, and she told us:
“They could have gotten anyone to play the role– Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. But they chose me. I just hope I can be as good as the show. I asked Peaches if I could do her nails sometime, but she said she’s getting a little old for that ‘whore look.'”
I’m ready to book travel to SF right now. Peaches explained that this is part of a long SF tradition called Night of 1000 Showgirls, saying:
“This year is my 18th Annual SHOWGIRLS event and it’s also the twentieth anniversary of the best movie ever made. Of course we’ll put on our traditional volcanic spectacular at the Castro Theatre and as always we’ll offer audience members free lap-dances with every large popcorn but I wanted to add something new to the affair. Alaska Thunderfuck will play the Goddess herself Nomi Malone! She’s dazzling, she’s exciting, and her makeup is very, very, sexy!”
Free lap dances come with every large popcorn too? The world is a really wonderful place sometimes.
The 18th Annual SHOWGIRLS Night of 1,000 Showgirls, The Castro Theatre, Saturday, August 8th.