Everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed brat, Lil’ Poundcake, the doll created by Alaska Thunderfuck during a Drag Race minichallenge, is now available for purchase. It’s like Chucky, but MORE EVIL.

Via Billboard:

Now, the untamable, sinister beauty pageant princess can be yours — in doll form. Alaska is selling talking Lil’ Poundcake dolls for 50 clams; they come with pose-able middle fingers, a removable skirt (scandalous), a mini-tiara, and a pre-stained pink boa. If you’re not sold, check out this Kawaii commercial for the talking Poundcake doll exclusively on Billboard.

She speaks when her stomach is pressed, saying things like, “You’re not my dad and you never will be,” “My name’s Lil’ Poundcake and I’m a straight-up mother—ing d–k pig,” and “Ouch! You squeezed me really hard.”

Get yours NOW at AlaskaThunderfuck.com – LIMITED SUPPLY

Watch the commercial featuring Alaska, Raja, and Jiggly below.

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A post shared by Alaska (@theonlyalaska5000) on May 18, 2017 at 10:39am PDT

“Buy One or Die”

MY LIL’POUNDCAKE DOLL JUST ARRIVED!!! It’s the greatest thing ever! @theonlyalaska5000 is a genius! This is way better than the Lisa Lionheart doll! (my instastory has the full unboxing)

A post shared by Courtney Act (@courtneyact) on May 18, 2017 at 1:21pm PDT

I hope Lil P here is a future generation’s Chucky. Go get em, girl. Available now. Go look on @theonlyalaska5000 ‘s page.

A post shared by WILLAM (@willam) on May 18, 2017 at 6:50pm PDT