Cher has been trying to volunteer at her local Malibu post office (They said no.) Airmail‘s Henry Alford wondered what might happen if she got the top job?
U.S.P.S. employees demand that their new boss stop sending official documents that hemorrhage glitter.
U.S.P.S. workers re-install 700 recently removed mailboxes:
“Gypsies, Stamps, and Thieves” campaign has launched!
Postmaster decrees that all stimulus checks be sent in envelopes featuring unicorn decals, Swarovski encrustation.
The Washington Post’s Robin Givhan laments that the new Bob Mackie–designed mail-carrier uniform is “a Cirque de Soleil of leather and feathers.”
Postmaster tries to convince roving mail carrier that his redesignation as a stationary mail sorter will be like “a residency at Caesars.”
U.S.P.S. issues commemorative stamp that celebrates the invention of wig tape.
Postmaster tells United Nations that all damaged mail is beautiful in its own way.
Postmaster deadpans that most of her exes can be found at the Mail Recovery Center.
(Photo, Avalon, screen grab; via Airmail)