The Teletubbies’ Tinky Winky can’t catch a break. First, the Rev Jerry Falwell famously lashed out against the infantile TV star for his purple color, triangular head appendage, and fetching handbag – all spelling out G-A-Y to the Christian world. Now, a children’s-rights watchdog in Poland has accused the Teletubbies program of promoting homosexuality, thanks to Mr Winky’s participation. “I noticed Tinky Winky has a lady’s purse, but I didn’t realize he’s a boy,” said Ewa Sowinska, the government-appointed Big Brother. “I have heard that this could be a hidden homosexual insinuation.” It’s a mystery to us why Tinky Winky is continually picked on as a gay sore-thumb when that bickering same-sex couple Bert and Ernie continue to cohabit on Sesame Street without much of a hidden homosexual insinuation at all – except by winky-winky homosexuals, of course. After all, Bert, Ernie, and Tinky Winky are all cut from the same cloth. (Source)