News (in Variety) that Gustavo Santaolalla’s basic seven-note “The Wings” theme for Brokeback Mountain is on the fast track to be remixed for dance clubs seemed to delight Defamer‘s Mark Lisanti, who got to write:

Brace yourselves for the first time the familiar notes float out of Rage’s speakers, immediately followed by an eruption of high-pitched squeals and a stampede to the dance floor. We just hope the song has merely been sped up and given a thumping beat; we’re not sure if the film’s message would really be enhanced any further by a plus-sized diva belting along, “You are a…big! Gay! Cowboy! I am your hot! True! Looove!”