Greetings from Wichita, Kansas, home of . . . um . . . uh . . . wait, I’ll think of something . . . oh yes, home of Kirstie Alley! She’s from here and visits frequently. I am convinced that she stalks me – seems like every time my partner and I go out to eat, and she’s in town, she shows up at the same restaurant. Either she has excellent taste, or I have really, really bad taste.

Anyway, I’m really pleased to have won Musto’s book, because I usually don’t win anything. However, I don’t want my good name besmirched (hey, we have large vocabularies in Kansas too!). I did not use Google for my answers! I did it the old fashioned way – I guessed! Honestly, the only one I knew for sure was Jamie Lee Curtis. The others I guessed. Turned out I was right. Actually, now that I think about it, should I be proud that I know these things?

I look forward to reading my book. Perhaps Kirstie will sign it for me the next time she stalks me. Or I can use it to fend her off if she decides to go for my food. Either way, thanks for a book that I earned on my own non-Googled knowledge!

– Eddie Lotts