We get letters and phone calls from prison here at the WOW Report. Here’s a letter from the guy who runs a website we’ve linked to before. He hates to see inmates lonely and miserable and is already thinking of ways to cushion the incarceration of future convict Michael Jackson.
To whom it may concern:
My name is Sam Wagner and I am the owner of a very busy website called HotPrisonPals.com. This is a website designed for inmates to recieved penpal mail. My website has only been up for six months and already has recieved close to 500,000 hits to date. After being incarcerated myself recently (for 10 hours), I know first hand what it’s like to NOT have any Mail to read. (Arrested for Impersonating a Female Officer and giving oral sex to a Male Officer!) So. . . I made an ad up for Michael Jackson and posted it today on HotPrisonpals.com. Michael (I feel), will have a head start this way, and be guaranteed of having “Mail” waiting for him when and if he does get incarcerated. We at Hotprisonpals.com love “Michael Jackson” and hope that “Michael” is fully acquitted of all charges ! (To view the Michael Jackson ad go to: HotPrisonPals.com, go to inmates , then click Michael’s picture.)
[Ed. note: What was that website again?]
