Loyal readers of the WOW Report will remember the smooth email stylings of Sam Wagner, host of hotprisonpals.com. He’s back with a tender tale:

Dear Stephen,

It’s me Sam Wagner of HotprisonPals……(..just mentioned it for reference)…..anyway let me cut to the fat….. the other

evening I went to C.l. (Craigslist in New York City) and went to the PERSONALS …..(.men meeting men for no strings

SEX)….and there I discovered a lot of men and there pics trying to find true love and a lot of rent boys , massage guys, and

want -to-be-dept,”Toy Boys”……………….YOU KNOW THE USUAL…

But then I noticed an ad titled…..”STRAIGHT CONSTRUCTION DUDE…9X6 AGE 42 EXTRA THICK” He sent me his pic

(see attachment.) Last night for some reason “CONSTRUCTION DUDE…..was being attacked relentlessly by two twinks

one age 25 and one other age 28.who said: “Anyone over the age of 40 trying to sell there ass is a joke because they are

too old looking and that on one would want it anyway……( I guess they would find Brad Pit too old also!)

THEN …….IT HAPPENED…..SOMETHING I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE ON CRAIGSLIST………..all these guys

(Some over the age of 40 and some under the age of 30 )came to STRAIGHT CONSTRUCTION DUDE’S RALLY………. and

said that they were with him and that HE IS A NICE GUY AND WELL WORTH THE MONEY…..AND CAN PROBABLY TEACH

THE 28 AND 25 YEARS OLD SET A FEW TRICKS ABOUT SEX. They also said that he is STRAIGHT and they had NO

PROBLEM with that.! Then the site last night became kind of a blog on to itself with people PROTESTING AND RALLYING

for the STRAIGHT CONSTRUCTION DUDE. It was great….I felt for a moment like I was back in the 70’s Protest Movement.

I WAS ALSO WITH THE ‘STRAIGHT CONSTRUCTION DUDE”. (HIS NAME IS JOEY.)once…….okay a coulple of

“onces”…….and he was GREAT……LONG LIVE STRAIGHT CONSTRUCTION DUDE 9X6…AND ANYONE ELSE OVER

40………..ANYONE ELSE OVER 40 WHO IS HOT . .THAT IS….!! (Also I should mention that I was with Joey….not because I

have tp pay for it…..but because I felt sorry for him!)

Cheers…….Sam