As if by divine intention, here’s this letter:
It’s not made up,Quartknee is his real legal name! I’ve known Quartknee for over 20 years and he’s never ceased to amaze. He’s 7 feet tall and he used to wear platform shoes and stick his hair up and make himself 9 feet tall! And this was in 1980’s Orange County, during the lunch rush at Taco Bell while playing a triangle with an octopus drawn on his face! He used to get so messed up on E and acid at Toon Town he made Michael Alig and James St. James look like amateurs! I’ve seen him go from rich kid to homeless drug addict to vegan sobriety.
Q Rocks, he is truly the forgotten club kid!
XXX Marc Spice